The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest
that she
has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in
the
sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious. Say
five Hail
Marys, five Our Fathers and do six cartwheels on your way to
the
altar."