a private jet with no passengers except the pilot and his
assitant was on board, they were flying over a tropical island.
Storms broke out and a bolt of lighting hit them. The plane crash
landed in the jungles.
obviously not knowing where they were, both of them decided to
venture out to find food and water. And along the way, they bumped
into a 20-strong tribe.
with no route or way to escape, they surrendered themselves. the
tribe cheif came up to them and said "we will not kill you, but
give you a simple torture. but before your torture, i will need
both of you to gather 10 of the same fruits for me."
with haste, both the pilot and the assistant went lookinf for
fruits. The pilot came back first with 10 lychees. looking pleased,
the chief asked the pilot to bend over and pull down his pants and
underwear. knowing his imminent fate, the pilot did so reluctantly.
and so, the chief took the lychees and put it into his arse one by
one. at the first 4, the pilot did not make any noise or
signs of pain. so, the chief decided to force them in harder. but
still no noise. at the 8th lychee, the pilot started to laugh like
it was his last laugh of his life.
so the chief asked "what so funny? dont you feel any pain"? the
pilot then pointed to the direction of the forest..
and there they saw the assistant walking out with 10 durians
