My Fake News was intended as a prank,which i thought was funny,
but people wasnt luffing and some thought it was real.
My sincere apologies...
Not because I scared police come catch me. If some of you want
police come catch me, den go report lo 
But because of the distress it caused for some sgForumers.
IT'S CLEARLY A JOKE! Not intended to be a hoax! Sorries.