The following are all replies that Manchester women have written
on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's
details;' or putting it another way...... Who's the Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia
was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity
of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on
the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly
from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I
think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had
sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so
good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can
you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter... He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto
in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service
stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced...
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my
son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen
again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I am Chinese and do not know who the father of my child was
as all English look the same to me.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs
earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV
rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St , mine might have
remained unfertilized.
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,
after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which
one made you fart.