Carl Zwanzig: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side,
a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
Douglas Adams: "There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is
here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even
more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states
that this has already happened."
Albert Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and
human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Unknown: "Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a
comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they
leave things."
Edward P. Tryon: "In answer to the question of why it happened,
I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of
those things which happen from time to time."
John Andrew Holmes: "It is well to remember that the entire
universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Max Frisch: "Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it."
Kilgore Trout: "The universe is a big place, perhaps the
biggest."
Woody Allen: "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
Chinatown."