There was a couple who did not want their children to know when
they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing
a letter.''
One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy that Daddy
wants to write a letter.'' The girl went and told her mommy and the
mom said, ''The red ribbon is coming out, not now.'' The girl went
back to the daddy and told him.
One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted
to write a letter. Daddy replied, ''Not now. Daddy already wrote
the letter by hand.''
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that
both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do
you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the
reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and
when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as
best she could."
