A 20-yr old
pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.
'Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard.
I
feel that he's
gone too far, and he deserves it.'
'Hmm? Such a
word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own
reasons. Tell
me about it so that I can help you.'
'Yes, thank
you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car
besides the
beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....'
'Did he hold
your hand like this?'
'Yes, Doctor.
Exactly like how you're holding it now'
'If it's only
this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It
means
he doesn't
want to be separated from you.'
'Then, he
leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...'
'Like
this?'
'Yes, Doctor.
Exactly like how you're doing.'
'It's not a
Bastard.
It means he
wanna stay forever by your side'
'Then he
kissed me...'
'Like
this?'
'Yes, Doctor.
Exactly like how you're kissing me.'
'If its only a
kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard.
it means he
adores you.'
'Then he put
his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs,
Doc...'
'Like
this?'
'Yes,
Doctor... exactly like that'
'It's not
behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect
you.'
'Then he took
off all my clothes... slowly... '
'Did you
resist?'
'No. I let him
do it, coz I love him...'
'Did he take
off your clothes like this?'
'Yes, Doctor.
Until I'm completely naked like now......'
'He still
doesn't deserve to be called 'Bastard, because it means
he
wanna learn
about your body completely.'
'Then he
kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with
me...'
.......................
'Did he do it
just like what we do?'
'Yes, Doctor.
Exactly the same'
'You still
can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.'
'But then
he told me that he has AIDS'
All
the staff and patients outside heard the doctor
screaming,'
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!'
