George Bush went to a primary school to talk to
the kids and get a little PR for his campaign. After his talk he
offered some question time. One little boy put up his hand and
George asked him his name. "Billy" responded the little boy. "And
what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without
the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden?"
Just then, the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the
kids that they would continue after recess. When they resumed,
George said, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time.
Who has a question?" Another little boy put up his hand. George
pointed him out and asked him his name. "Steve", he responds. "And
what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 5 questions,sir. First, why did the USA invade
Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President
when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?
