Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She
undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says 'You know
what I want don't you?'
'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin’ bed by the looks of
it!'
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Paddy's chat up lines:
1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
2. Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special!
3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can’t hold it
in!
4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in
them!
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Everytime I think of you my
nuts tighten up!
6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is
only a light switch away!
