AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)
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> 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING
SOMEONE
> ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU SLICE.
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> 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET
SEAT BY
> USING THE SINK.
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> 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND
BLEED
> FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
REMEMBER
> TO USE A TIMER.
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> 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM
CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
> ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
BUTTON.
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> 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE
DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
> BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
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> 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
> MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES,
USE THE
> DUCT TAPE.
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> 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.
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> DAILY THOUGHT:
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> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
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> ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN
THE STAIRS
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