This foreign talent had been out of work for close to two
years. Needless to say, he was getting pretty desperate for money.
He decided to go to the nicer, richer neighbourhood in District 10
and try his luck looking for odd jobs as a handyman.
Well, the first house he came to, a man answered the door and told
this FT, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint
the porch?"
"Sure, that sounds great!" said the confident and eager FT.
"How much you charging ah?" said the man.
"Aiya 50 bucks can or not?" Daryll asked.
"Ok steady lah. You'll find all the paint and ladders you'll need
in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife, who had been
listening.
"Fifty bucks! Does he know the porch goes all the way around the
house? Not just one part only leh" asked the wife.
"I think he should know la..he's wearing a tie some more leh!" her
husband replied.
About 30 minutes later, the Foreign talent knocked on the door.
"I'm all finished," he told the surprised homeowner.
The man was amazed.
"WTF! 
You painted the whole porch? SO FAST?!
"
"Yeah," the FT replied, "So easy..I even had some paint
left over, so I put on two coats for you Free Of Charge!" The man
reached into his wallet to pay the FT.
"Oh, by the way Sir," said the FT, "that is not a Porch, it's a
Ferrari!"
