A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When
he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up
going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a
few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few
more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment
and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was
3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going
to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum
powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got
home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the
hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few
drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me
see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery
hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
