A man was in court for selling duty unpaid cigarettes, and
a neighbor was called as a
witness.
The defence lawyer asked, "Did you ever get any camel or dunhill
lights from the defendant?"
"No sir." answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh... excuse me Sir," the witness said, "but we're still
talking about
cigarettes here, right?"
