A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her
husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he
came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with
me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to
support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me
support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"
"What, my dear?" she asked gently.
"You're a goddamn jinx!"
