A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk,
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the
doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam
answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He
said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam
figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him
to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls
have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!" He said,
"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making
love with Amber.
THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and
had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first
room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed
frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door! . The Madam stopped
him and asked,
"Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know,
tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant
to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my
baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be
very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I
just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home.
On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch
the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and
Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the
morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the
son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
