One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the
house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked
to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed
off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and
trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another
look.
Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of
the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a
large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me," the man stammered,
"But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her
breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand bucks if I could
kiss those breasts."
The burly gorilla is about to hit our poor guy when his wife
appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they return and ask
our friend to step inside.
"OK," the husband says gruffly, "For ten thousand bucks you can
kiss my wife's breasts."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of
desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and
proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes
on for several minutes, untill the husband gets annoyed. "Well,
come on, kiss them!" he growls.
"I can't," replies our awe-struck man, still nuzzling away.
"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.
"I don't have ten thousand bucks."