A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the their
honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the
beach. On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the
front porch is an overweight woman, stark naked, legs akimbo,
eating a slice of watermelon.
The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife
exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she would do the
same. The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses. The second
morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough, the
overweight woman is sitting on the porch stark naked, legs akimbo,
eating another slice of watermelon.
Not being put off be his new wife's refusal, the husband
enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman
what it feels like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over
your pussy?" The wife again refuses. This continues each morning
for two weeks until it is the last day of the honeymoon.
Each morning they would pass by the woman, each morning the
husband would try to persuade his new wife to copy her and each
morning the wife would refuse. However, it being the last morning
the husband gives it one more try and enquires of his wife, "Why
don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit
there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?"
The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty house
and walks up to the overweight woman on the front porch.
"What does it feel like to sit there naked, letting the air waft
over your pussy?" she asks, hesitantly.
"I don't rightly know, replies the woman, "but it sure keeps the
flies off of my watermelon."