A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos!
Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the
shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet.
Bastards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local
swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't
know was the 'S' had come off the logo!!
Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good
but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come
on ... .My face
2 Irish couples decide to swap partners.. Afterwards Paddy said
to Murphy that's the best fuck I've ever had, I wonder how the
girls got on ?
