Men
strike back!
How many men does it take to
open a beer?
None. It should be opened
when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really
bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't
even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to
support you.
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Why do women have smaller
feet than men?
It's one of those
"evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the
kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman
is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence
with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's
watch?
You don't. There is a clock
on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more
than women?
Because women can't shut up
long enough to
Build up the required
pressure.
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If your dog is barking at
the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do
you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll
shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male
Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what
she's told
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I married a Miss
Right.
I just didn't know her first
name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a
food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding
Cake.
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Why do men die before their
wives?
They want
to.
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Women will never be equal to
men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy.
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In the beginning, God
created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and
rested.
Then God created
Woman.
Since then, neither God nor
Man has rested.
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