No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved
an orgasm.
Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of
you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That
will help your wife fantasise and should bring on an orgasm.'
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome
young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does
not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back
to the Rabbi.
'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young
man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire
the same strapping young man.
The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the
towel.
The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has
an enormous, earth-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly,
'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!'
