A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the
driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow
I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
''If my dad
was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little
elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at
the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a
prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
