Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now
hit Japan.
In the last 7 days:
Origami Bank has folded,
Sumo Bank has gone belly up
Tempura Bank is in hot oil
Bonsai Bank announced plans to
cut some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and
will likely go for a song
shares in Kamikaze Bank were
suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank are soldiering on
following sharp cutbacks,
Ninja Bank are reported to have
taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
500 staff at Karate Bank got the
chop.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at
Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.