A lonely guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So
he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an
unusual animal. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his
house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have
a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to
Frank’s with me for a beer?” But there was no answer from his new
pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink
with me?”
But again there was no answer from his new pet. So he waited a
few more minutes, thinking about the situation and he decided to
ask him one more time. This time, he put his face up against the
centipede’s little house he shouted, “HEY, IN THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO FRANK`S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?”
A little voice came out of the box, “I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!
I`M PUTTING ON MY SHOES!”
