A man went into a store to buy some condoms and being his first
time he didnt know what size to get, the cashier saw that he needed
some help so she said,
"first aisle on the right, she can help you"
he went, a lady there pulled downed his pants and squeezed
"large!"
the man was happy
a second guy came and had the same problem, and was directed to
the same lady who did the same thing
"small!!"
the guy hurried shyly to pay while the first guy grinned
a teenager came, he didnt know what size he was so he too went
to the lady, she squeezed
"cleanup at aisle 7!!"