A new vacuum cleaner salesman
knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady
answered the door.
Before she could speak, the
enthusiastic salesman barged into the living
room and opened a big black plastic
bag and poured all the cow droppings
onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up
with the use of this new powerful
vacuum cleaner, I will EAT this
entire Stuff...!" exclaimed the eager
salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup
with that?" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why,
madam?"
"There's no electricity in the
house.. ..." said the lady
