During his monthly visit to
the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any
suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness.
After a brief pause, the
barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come
across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am,"
protested the customer.
"True," admitted the barber,
"but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a
mustache!"
