A man travels to Spain and
goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house
special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two
large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks. "Cojones, senor," the
waiter replies. "What are cojones?" the man asks. "Cojones," the
waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the
arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted,
but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local
delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is
so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order
it again. After dinner the man informed the waiter that these were
better than the pair he had the previous afternoon but the portion
was much smaller.
"Senor," the waiter explains,
"the bull does not lose every time."
