Three sisters wanted to get
married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of
them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a
honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That
night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.
When she went past her oldest
daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second
daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her
youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men
left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming
last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if
something hurt I should scream."
"That's true." She looked at
her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last
night?"
The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled
you should laugh."
"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest
daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
The youngest daughter replied
"Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth
full."
