This guy wakes up out of a
deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks,
"Why don't we have sex?"
She replies, "I have an
appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like
to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled
back over and started to go back to sleep.
A few minutes later, he nudges
his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's
appointment tomorrow, do you?"
