A man worked in a pickle factory for many years and everyday he
came home to his wife saddened.
He told her everyday that he feels the urge to stick his penis
in the pickle slicer, but then doesn’t because he feels his wife
may get mad.
She tells him one day that she won’t be mad, but after he does
this she doesn’t want to hear him complain about the
consequences.
So the next day he decides he will put his penis in the pickle
slicer. When he returns home he announces what he did to his
wife.
She immediately asks him what happened and how his penis is. He
said my penis is fine, it is in one piece yet, but my boss fired
me.
His wife was astonished and wondered why and what happened to
the pickle slicer.
He said well she got fired too.
