skythewood SG once upon a time a king like to wear shorts. he wear them every where he go. Than he fell down. and everybody laught. the shorts, the king, and everybody live happily ever after.
KaurexO_o SG Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love
latte kid SG A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
Applar SG A boy & his parents were having a meal & the boy was trying to chew onto the chicken leg bones & his mother said," Peter,stop that,you are not a dog ,give it your father."
Master -_- SG Guy: Hi..can i have a kit kat chunky?Woman : (gives him a Kit Kat Chunky)Guy : I asked for a normal kit kat, fat bitch...
