Sammy runs a sex toy shop. He has a super-duper lazy assistant
named Wang. So one fine day Sammy had some problems with his latest
shipments of sex toys. He had no choice but to let Wang look after
the shop alone. Before he left he tasked Wang to sell at least $300
worth of sex toys or else this weekend off will be used to count
stock.
So Wang was as usual hanging out behind the counter making no
effort to approach customers. Then a Russian lady approached
Wang.
Russian Lady: I need a dildo.
Wang: You want big, small,
medium?
Russian Lady: I prefer that big black one. (pointing to a
dildo on display)
Wang: Ok sure. $50
So Wang made $50, $250 more to go. A French lady came into the
shop soon.
French lady: How much for that cute vibrator?
Wang: $70. You want? Just imported in from
USA.
French lady: Ok sure ill take one.
Still not enough to reach his target. Wang was stressed. A busty
Singaporean lady came into the shop tthen.
Singaporean Lady: Im feeling kinky. Do you have anything
nice?
Wang: Oh yes! We have this really
rare dildo. The only one in Singapore. But its for sale at $300 no
less.
Singaporean Lady: Wow! Sounds like fun! I'll take
it.
Wang was jumping for joy that he hit Sammy's target. Shortly
after Sammy came back grinning as he was sure Wang didnt hit
$300.
Sammy: So how Wang? Weekend come
back ok!
Wang: Heh. No way. i sold 3 dildos
for $420 hor!
Sammy: What 3 dildos for $420.
Impossible! Which ones did u sell?
Wang: I sold our black dildo, the
USA vibrator and our thermos flask.
Sammy: .........
