THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT WORK

KaurexO_o SG

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

"Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken...."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

"Amen"

skythewood SG

hehe

pigsticker SG

"Cramp, staff, cramp."

actual words uttered by my NS team ic when he was caught sleeping and told to stand up

ORIGAMIST SG

I actually used the cold medicine one last time when my boss caught me sleeping during a meeting ! it was good . .. should have seen my boss face !!! lol

InnoHippo SG

pay not enuff ..... got to moonlight last nite ......

SiMiLaiEh* SG

not enought excuses for the whole year...yours only last bout a week

Short Ninja SG

was watching the re-run of the 1982 World CUp finals

gunner77 SG

Sjabsucks SG

I faked a few coughs and sniffs saying I was sick when caught during class

Cool-gal SG

headache.

corebooster SG

mine will be...

i will be sleeping with my fingers crossed

boss tap shoulder

*show palm to boss.*signalling him to wait*

then blow 1 big breathe

then touch my left right shoulder and forehead.

amen

open my eyes

Yes boss?

sorry if i done it wrong. the above act has no purpose to critisize one or one's religion.

WinnieThePooh SG

forehead first.

corebooster SG

sorry ah...but that was wad i did lah...den the whole office laugh...but it was an attempt to avoid the scolding part.

im a free-thinker...so my apologies again if i offended anyone