A man staggers into an emergency room with a golf club wrapped
tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
happened.
"Well, let me explain," said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a field of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over
and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf
ball...stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I
made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'"
