A married couple is lying in bed one night. The
wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his
bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically
reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before
returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and
more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some
encouragement, she gets up and starts stripping in front of
him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your
clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I
thought it was 4play ," The husband says, "No, not at all." His
wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?
" I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my
book.
