Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's
name.3.
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
floor.4.
A dog's parents never
visit.5.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.6.
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.7.
Dogs find you amusing when you're
drunk.8.
Dogs like to go hunting and
fishing.9.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you
get another
dog??10.
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.11.
A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert.12.
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's
interesting.13.
Dogs
like to ride in the back of a pickup
truck.
