Crack Found on Governor’s
Daughter
Imagine
that!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert
Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down
Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris around
Uranus?
Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes
Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after
Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting
Defendant
See if that works any
better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for
Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last
Awhile
You think?!
Cold Wave Linked to
Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New
Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery
Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in
Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious
Snacks
Taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in
Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot
Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds
Dead
