A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant
one
night.
Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure
everything was
perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from
her
purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks
up.
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing
everyone in
the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop
That!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way did
you
fire it?"
