A drunk staggers into the lounge of a hotel where a property
seminar is being held, intent on causing trouble.
He yells, “I think all property agents are crooks, and if anyone
doesn’t like it, come up and do something about it.
“Immediately, a man runs up to the drunk and says, “You take
that back!
“The drunk sneers and replies, “Why, are you an agent?”
“No,” the man replies, “I’m a crook.”
