When I was 16, I
had just finished school, had no money and not much opportunity to
find a girlfriend.
At 18, I was
drafted, with barely enough money to support myself. So, still no
girlfriend
In my twenties, I
found a good job and had some money. With my decent looks and
charm, I managed to find myself a few girlfriends. Some were
beautiful, some hot & sexy. We must have
used countless boxes of Durex and Kleenex then.Towards my late
twenties, I realized my savings were getting low as these girls
were sucking me dry.
In my thirties, I
married a beautiful & voluptuous lady (not from one of the
above) and she bore me 2 beautiful children.
In my forties,
things began to sour between us and we got
divorced.
Now in my fifties, I’m
looking for a decent, faithful, plain looking (preferably with a
nice body) wife.
You have washed your joke with Soap and Dettol before telling
it