at a conference, a beautiful girl was approach by an old man. he
says that his wife is critically ill, so he is lonely, and he loves
her very much and want to marry her. the girl tried to refused, but
the old man was very insistent. so she say she will marry him if he
can accomplish three things. "first, buy me a 30k diamond ring."
the old man says no problem and bought one. "next, abolish ERP in
singapore" the old man again say no problem, and after a few phone
calls, got it done. the girl didn't really want to marry the guy,
so she asked the most impossible thing she can think of. "last, i
will only marry a man with the dick 8 inches long. at this, the old
man hesistated a while.. than finally he says "ok, i cut i
cut..."
