Little Pauly was taking care of his baby sister while his
parents went to town shopping.
He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
“I’ll never do that again!” he told his mother that evening. “I
didn’t catch a thing!”
“Oh, next time I’m sure she’ll be quiet and not scare the fish
away,” his mother said.
Pauly: “It wasn’t that. She didn’t scare the fish. She ate all
the bait!”
