Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend
says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The
other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they
weren't mine."
His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with
the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it
wasn't mine."
Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a
horse."
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under
our bed."
