A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back
to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is
the perfect opportunity.
They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and
when the guy walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys.
There’s hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe,
fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there’s more on the
floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed.
Later, after they’ve had sex, he turns to her and asks, ’’So,
how was I?’‘
She says, ’’Well, you can take anything from the bottom
shelf.’‘