Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in
Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch
of pornographic magazines.” “What did you do?” the other nuns
asked. “Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s
room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!” “Oh
my!” gasped the other nuns. “What did you do?” they asked. “I poked
holes in all of them!” she replied.
The third nun fainted.
