Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years
with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for
sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary
figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered
Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak.
She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this
display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered
herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave
her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed “What the hell did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Always check for squirrels.”