An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple
who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance,
the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the
bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
“Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate
with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go
along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!”
“Dear,” the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, “I’m so relieved
you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a
nice, tight butt!”