One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get
some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection
with a stoplight. The light showed red.
The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger
looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing?
You're going to get us killed!"
Then the driver responded, "Don't worry, my mother always drives
like this."
So later on, the two guys came to another stoplight and that too
was red. The driver sped right through the light. Again the
passenger looked at the driver and said, "I thought I told you,
you're gonna get us killed! Would you please stop this
nonsense!"
The driver looked at the passenger and responded, "I get it! But
like I told already, you my mother drives like this all the
time!"
Again, the two guys ran into another light. This time in was green.
The driver slammed on his brakes and stopped the car completely.
"What the hell are you doing?" The passenger screamed. "This is the
third time you almost got us killed. Why did you stop at a green
light?"
The driver replied, "That's my mom's car coming over there!"
