Four old men were in a bar, talking about their sons over a
round of drinks. One of the four suddenly felt a pain in the
stomach and left for the toilet. The remaining three started to
talk about their son's accomplishments.
"My son is an accomplished lawyer who earns a fortune," said the
one. "On his friend's last birthday, he gave him a car."
"My son is more accomplished. He is a pilot who rakes in
millions," said the second. "Why, he was so rich, he bought a
private jet for his friend on his birthday."
"Wow!" exclaimed the third. "But my son is better, he designs
houses for a well-known architectural company and earns more than
either of your sons. He could even afford to buy his friend a house
in the Swiss alps!"
The fourth man finally returned from the toilet and asked his
friends what were they discussing about.
They told him.
"Oh," replied the fourth. "My son works as a stripper in a gay
bar. He may not be as accomplished as any of your sons but he has
found a guy who is financially stable to depend on. Why last year
he even got a car, a plane and a house from his boyfriend for his
birthday!"
