A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from
outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells
at the man, “Damn! That must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly got out of bed, scared, and naked. He jumped
out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground,
went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast
to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns totally steamed and tells
the woman, “I’m your husband, you slut!!!
So the woman answers, “Oh, yeah?!! And why were you running?!!
You son of a bitch!!!”
